Tuesday, March 16, 2004

No, wait -- Cantonese!

My departure date has backed off a bit; it is now about five weeks away instead of two. In the intervening weeks, I'm to absorb as much as I can about the production process and workflow of the show I'm being assigned to. They're going to throw me into a lot of meetings as an observer.

Meantime, on the language front: I've been trying to get used to the Mandarin "language" (I still can't quite believe it's a real language) by listening to the tapes in my car. But today I learned from one of my coworkers, who has already spent some time at our Hong Kong studio, that I will have to learn Cantonese; apparently, reports of widespread English usage among our employees in Hong Kong are greatly exaggerated.

Wonderful.

So I cranked up the iPod and started playing the Cantonese language lessons I had given up on weeks ago. And I've decided: it's not just harder than Mandarin; it's WAY harder than Mandarin. Forget hamsters and frying pans; this sounds more like a cat choking on a squeeze toy while coughing up a fur ball. As the random-sounding, alien gargling sounds spilled out of the iPod, I just sat there, stunned. I tried to imitate some of them, but... man. This is going to take a while.